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Chemistry 2.0 Draft


Stuff to eventually do

  • Items - See TGWiki General Items, regroup all the random various stuff into a single page, no need for separate item pages. Maybe separate it into General, Medical, Engineering similar to TG?
  • Clothing - See TGWiki Clothing, regroup all the clothing armor pieces available on one page.
  • EMAG - Special page just for the emag item, list all the emagable stuff and what it does special to it. Change all previous emag link to there.
  • Identifying Antagonists - A list of IC knowledge about Antags since it's assumed NT briefs their personnel on potential enemies.
  • Traits - List of traits; Table with; Name, description and what it does.
  • Emotes - https://wiki.spacestation14.io/wiki/Emotes but making it more clean, specifying which specie can do which
  • Random Events - List all the possible random events. Table with; Name, the announcement (colored) and what it does in game.
  • Logistics - Guide to gather all the info about doing cargo, salvage and bounties
  • Redo the job pages to have a better layout similar to ParadiseWiki and have less guide clutter. Aka do department things.
  • Lore page and lore stuff.
  • Chemistry and Drinks - Go manual until someone fixes the automatic system.
  • Potentially a guide about Mass-Media? Or just put it in Reporter.
  • Separate the guides quick menu into more specific menus.
  • Update the jobs page description to be more serious.
  • Add new guide to explain managing IDs and how to use the console so that every head can get that guide.
  • Rework Medical and Chemistry to separate the two more cleanly


OLD CHEMISTRY

In SS14, most chemistry is done in the chemist's lab, sitting at a chemical dispenser. For info on how best to use these chemicals, refer to the medical guide.

Chemical Dispenser

Elements

Water

A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Silver

A soft, white, lustrous transition metal, it has the highest electrical conductivity of any element and the highest thermal conductivity of any metal.
Seems to be reasonably metallic.

Radium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Radiation per unit.

A radioactive metal, silvery-white in its pure form. It glows due to its radioactivity and is highly toxic.
Seems to be glowing.

Mercury
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit.

A silver metal which is liquid at room temperature. It's highly toxic to humans.
Seems to be shiny.

Sodium

A silvery-white alkali metal. Highly reactive in its pure form.
Seems to be metallic.

Phosphorus

A reactive metal used in pyrotechnics and weapons.
Seems to be powdery.

Fluorine

A highly toxic pale yellow gas. Extremely reactive.
Seems to be gaseous.

Iron
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask in the discord for help.

A silvery-grey metal which forms iron oxides (rust) with contact with air. Commonly alloyed with other elements to create alloys such as steel.
Seems to be metallic.

Chlorine

A yellow-green gas which is toxic to humans.
Seems to be gaseous.

Lithium

A soft, silvery-white alkali metal. It's highly reactive, and ignites if it makes contact with water.
Seems to be shiny.

Iodine

Commonly added to table salt as a nutrient. On its own it tastes far less pleasing.
Seems to be dark brown.

Hydrogen

A light, flammable gas.
Seems to be gaseous.

Gold

Gold is a dense, soft, shiny metal and the most malleable and ductile metal known.
Seems to be metallic.

Aluminium

A silver, soft, non-magnetic, and ductile metal.
Seems to be metallic.

Sulfur

A yellow, crystalline solid.
Seems to be powdery.

Carbon

A black, crystalline solid.
Seems to be crystalline.

Uranium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Radiation per unit.

A grey metallic chemical element in the actinide series, weakly radioactive.
Seems to be metallic.

Potassium

A soft, shiny grey metal. Even more reactive than lithium.
Seems to be shiny.

Copper

A soft, malleable, and ductile metal with very high thermal and electrical conductivity.
Seems to be metallic.

Silicon

A hard and brittle crystalline solid with a blue-grey color.
Seems to be crystalline.

Medicine

Dermaline
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Heat, 2 Shock, and 2 Cold per unit.
Deals 2 Asphyxiation per unit when more than 30u.
cause jittering when more than 30u.

An advanced chemical that is more effective at treating burn damage than Kelotane.
Seems to be translucent.

Sigynate
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Heat per unit when more than 16u.
cause jittering when more than 20u.
Heals 6 Caustic per unit.
Causes vomitting.

A thick pink syrup useful for neutralizing acids and soothing trauma caused by acids. Tastes sweet!
Seems to be thick.

Siderlac
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 10 Caustic per unit.

A powerful anti-caustic medicine derived from plants.
Seems to be milky.

Cognizine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
induce sentience in the target when more than 5u.

A mysterious chemical which is able to make any non-sentient creature sentient.
Seems to be enigmatic.

Ultravasculine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 6 Toxin and deals 1 Brute per unit when less than 30u.
Heals 2 Toxin and deals 6 Brute per unit when more than 30u.
Adds 0.5 ultravasculine when more than 1u histamine present.
Removes 1 histamine when more than 1u histamine present.

Rapidly flushes toxins from the body, but places some stress on the veins. Do not overdose.
Seems to be thick and grainy.

Arithrazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 6 Radiation and deals 1 Brute per unit.

A slightly unstable medication used for the most extreme case of radiation poisoning. Lowers radiation level at over twice the rate Hyronalin does and will heal toxin damage at the same time. Deals very minor brute damage to the patient over time, but the patient's body will typically out-regenerate it easily.
Seems to be cloudy.

Ipecac
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Causes vomitting.

Induces vomiting. Useful for stopping a poisoning that isn't done metabolizing.
Seems to be inky.

Spaceacillin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Assists in curing diseases.

A theta-lactam antibiotic. A common and very useful medicine, effective against many diseases likely to be encountered in space. Slows progression of diseases.
Seems to be opaque.

Romerol
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 1 Poison per unit.

A difficult to procure chemical used in the reversal of the zombification process. Tastes like death.
Seems to be acrid.

Diphenylmethylamine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask in the discord for help.

A more stable medicine than ethyloxyephedrine. Useful for keeping someone awake.
Seems to be glowing.

Codeine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Brute per unit.

An opioid pain reliever used to treat mild pain. It is also used to reduce coughing.
Seems to be opaque.

Cryptobiolin
Effects
Medicine (0.1 units per second)
.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
.

Causes confusion and dizziness. Temporarily protects from and disables psionics.
Seems to be fizzy.

Tranexamic acid
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces bleeding.
Deals 6 Bloodloss per unit when more than 15u.

A blood clotting medicine for preventing heavy bleeding. Very dangerous in large quantities.
Seems to be viscous.

Bicaridine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 4 Brute per unit.
Deals 2 Asphyxiation, and 1 Poison per unit when more than 30u.
cause jittering when more than 30u.

Alcohol (0.5 units per second)

Causes drunkness.

An analgesic which is highly effective at treating brute damage. It's useful for stabilizing people who have been severely beaten, as well as treating less life-threatening injuries.
Seems to be opaque.

Phalanximine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Cellular and deals 2 Radiation per unit.
Causes vomitting.

Used in the treatment of cancer. Causes moderate radiation poisoning.
Seems to be acrid.

Inaprovaline
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 10 Asphyxiation per unit.
Reduces bleeding.

Inaprovaline is a synaptic stimulant and cardiostimulant. Commonly used to stabilize patients- it stops oxygen loss when the patient is in critical health. It'll also slow down bleeding by a good amount. Acts as a decent painkiller.
Seems to be opaque.

Kelotane
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 0.66 Heat, 0.66 Shock, and 0.66 Cold per unit.

Treats burn damage and prevents infection.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Epinephrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces stun time by 0.75 seconds per unit.
Deals 2 Asphyxiation, and 2 Poison per unit when more than 20u.
Removes 2 lexorin.
Heals 1 Brute, 1 Poison, 1 Burn, and 6 Asphyxiation per unit when , and less than 20u.
Removes 1 epinephrine when more than 1u lexorin present.
10% chance to add 4 histamine when more than 1u lexorin present.
Reduces knockdown time by 0.75 seconds per unit when more than 1u lexorin present.

Effective at bringing people back from a critical state. Reduces some stun times. Easy to overdose on.
Seems to be odorless.

Omnizine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 4 Airloss, 4 Toxin, 4 Immaterial, 4 Brute, and 4 Burn per unit.

A soothing milky liquid with an iridescent gleam. A well known conspiracy theory says that it's origins remain a mystery because knowing the secrets of its production would render most commercial pharmaceuticals obsolete.
Seems to be soothing.

Stellibinin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Poison per unit.
Removes 3 amatoxin when more than 1u amatoxin present.

A natual antitoxin with particular effectiveness against amatoxin.
Seems to be starry.

Oculine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals damage to the eyes.

Heals eye damage.
Seems to be translucent.

Dylovene
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Poison per unit.

A broad-spectrum anti-toxin, which treats toxin damage in the blood stream. Overdosing will cause vomiting, dizzyness and pain.
Seems to be translucent.

Lipozine

Causes weight loss upon consumption.
Seems to be oily.
Satiates hunger.

Barozine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
cause jittering.
Deals 6 Poison per unit when more than 30u.
Causes vomitting.
30% chance to deal 1 Heat per unit.
.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
Unknown effect: Emote. Ask in the discord for help.

A potent drug that prevents pressure damage. Causes extreme pain and jittering. Very poisonous when overdosed.
Seems to be viscous.

Leporazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Cold per unit.
Warms you up by 100000 thermal units when below 293.15k.
Cools you down by 10000 thermal units when above 293.15k.

This keeps a patient's body temperature stable. High doses can allow short periods of unprotected EVA, but prevents use of the cryogenics tubes.
Seems to be pungent.

Tricordrazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 0.66 Heat, 0.66 Shock, 2 Brute, 1 Poison, and 0.66 Cold per unit when below 50 damage.

A wide-spectrum stimulant, originally derived from Cordrazine. It's capable of healing most common damage types simultaneously, however only at about half the rate of other medications. Because of its low potency, it's best used as a supplement to other medicines.
Seems to be opaque.

Dexalin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Asphyxiation, and 1 Bloodloss per unit.

Used for treating oxygen deprivation. In most cases where it is likely to be needed, the strength of Dexalin Plus will probably be more useful.
Seems to be opaque.

Ethyloxyephedrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
cause jittering.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask in the discord for help.

An unstable medicine derived from desoxyephedrine. With the main effects of desoxyephedrine neutralized, it may be useful for something else.
Seems to be shiny.

Ethylredoxrazine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
.

Neutralises the effects of alcohol in the blood stream. Though it is commonly needed, it is rarely requested.
Seems to be opaque.

Diphenhydramine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Removes 3 histamine.
Reduces jittering time by 3 seconds per unit.

Rapidly purges the body of histamine and reduces jitteriness.
Seems to be chalky.

Hyronalin
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Radiation per unit.
Causes vomitting.
cause jittering when more than 30u.
Deals 1 Heat per unit when more than 30u.

A weak treatment for radiation damage. Considered to be useful mainly for genetic modification, where it reduces radiation levels, and thus the chance of genetic mutations. Largely outclassed by Arithrazine.
Seems to be cloudy.

Pulped banana peel
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces bleeding.

Pulped banana peels have some effectiveness against bleeding.
Seems to be pulpy.

Synaptizine
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Poison per unit.
Reduces stun time by 3 seconds per unit.
.
Reduces knockdown time by 3 seconds per unit.

Toxic, but treats hallucinations, drowsiness & halves the duration of paralysis, stuns and knockdowns. One unit is enough to treat hallucinations; two units is deadly.
Seems to be pungent.

Dexalin plus
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 7 Asphyxiation, and 6 Bloodloss per unit.
Removes 3 lexorin when more than 1u lexorin present.

Used in treatment of extreme cases of oxygen deprivation. Effective at healing blood loss damage.
Seems to be cloudy.

Cryoxadone
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Brute, 12 Burn, 12 Airloss, and 8 Toxin per unit when below 150k.

Required for the proper function of cryogenics. Heals all standard types of damage very swiftly, but only works in temperatures under 170K (usually this means cryo cells). Can also slowly heal clone damage, such as caused by cloning or Slimes.
Seems to be fizzy.

Narcotics

Impedrezene
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit.
.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask in the discord for help.
Causes vomitting.
Causes drunkness.

A narcotic that impedes one's ability by slowing down the higher brain cell functions. Causes massive brain damage.
Seems to be acrid.

Nicotine

Dangerous and highly addictive.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Ephedrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask in the discord for help.

Narcotic (0.5 units per second)

Deals 4 Poison, and 4 Asphyxiation per unit when more than 20u.
cause jittering.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask in the discord for help.
Reduces stun time by 1 seconds per unit.
Reduces knockdown time by 1 seconds per unit.

Increases stun resistance and movement speed, giving you hand cramps. Overdose deals toxin damage and inhibits breathing.
Seems to be powdery.

Norepinephric acid
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
when more than 20u.

Makes you unable to see while metabolizing.
Seems to be milky.

Lotophagoi oil
Effects
Narcotic (0.2 units per second)
.
Unknown effect: ChemRerollPsionic. Ask in the discord for help.
.
Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.

A super potent drug that is much better at inducing psionics than normal hallucinogens, but with worse side effects.
Seems to be overpowering.

Space drugs
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.
Unknown effect: ChemRerollPsionic. Ask in the discord for help.

An illegal compound which induces a number of effects such as loss of balance and visual artefacts.
Seems to be syrupy.

Nocturine
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit when more than 60u.
when more than 8u nocturine present.

Makes you feel very tired and unable to stand up. Basically, it's bone hurting juice.
Seems to be powdery.

Mute toxin
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.

Makes you unable to talk while metabolizing.
Seems to be syrupy.

Pax
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
.

A psychiatric drug which prevents the patient from directly harming anyone.
Seems to be soothing.

Desoxyephedrine
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask in the discord for help.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 1.5 Poison per unit.
Deals 4 Poison, and 4 Asphyxiation per unit when more than 30u.

Narcotic (0.5 units per second)

Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
cause jittering.
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask in the discord for help.
Reduces stun time by 3 seconds per unit.
Reduces knockdown time by 3 seconds per unit.

Desoxyephedrine is a potent stimulant with dangerous side-effects if too much is consumed.
Seems to be translucent.

THC
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.

The main psychoactive compound in cannabis.
Seems to be crystalline.

Stimulants
Effects
Medicine (1 units per second)
Unknown effect: ResetNarcolepsy. Ask in the discord for help.
Heals 1 Brute, and 1 Burn per unit.

Narcotic (1 units per second)

Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask in the discord for help.
Deals 1 Poison per unit when more than 80u.
Reduces knockdown time by 3 seconds per unit.
Reduces stun time by 3 seconds per unit.

A chemical cocktail developed by Donk Co. that allows agents to recover from stuns faster, move more quickly, and grants a small heal while close to critical condition. Due to the complex nature of the chemical, it is much harder for the body to purge naturally.
Seems to be energizing.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Pyrotechnics

Ethanol
Effects
Alcohol (0.5 units per second)
Causes drunkness.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and not metabolized by Dwarf organs.
Deals 0.4 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.
Causes vomitting.
Heals 2 Brute per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.

A simple alcohol, makes you drunk if consumed, flammable.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Napalm
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.

It's just a little flammable.
Seems to be soapy.

Thermite
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Heat per unit.

A mixture that becomes extremely hot when ignited, and which can burn straight through walls when applied and ignited. It'll slowly inflict burn damage to anybody dumb enough to ingest it, but can't be ignited inside inside said dumb person.
Seems to be grainy.

Foaming agent

Makes foam such as that's required in metal foam grenades.
Seems to be foamy.

CLF3
Recipes

Effects

Causes an explosion.
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.
Warms you up by 6000 thermal units.

You really, REALLY don't want to get this shit anywhere near you.
Seems to be blazing.

Welding fuel
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.

Used by welders to weld.
Seems to be oily.

Phlogiston
Recipes

Effects

Unknown effect: CreateGas. Ask in the discord for help.
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.
Warms you up by 6000 thermal units.

Catches you on fire and makes you ignite.
Seems to be burning.

Motor oil
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.

Keeps machines from squeaking.
Seems to be oily.

Fluorosurfactant

A perfluoronated sulfonic acid that forms a foam when mixed with water.
Seems to be opaque.

Toxins

Chloral hydrate
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask in the discord for help.
when more than 15u chloral hydrate present.
Deals 3 Poison per unit when more than 20u chloral hydrate present.

In low doses, makes you drowsy. In higher doses, puts you to sleep. Overdoses deal toxin damage.
Seems to be nondescript.

Unstable mutagen
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Radiation per unit.

Causes mutations when injected into living people or plants. High doses may be lethal, especially in humans.
Seems to be glowing.

Histamine
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
10% chance to deal 4 Brute per unit.
Deals 4 Brute, 4 Airloss, and 4 Toxin per unit when more than 45u.

Histamine's effects become more dangerous depending on the dosage amount. They range from mildly annoying to incredibly lethal.
Seems to be abrasive.

Soulbreaker toxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
40% chance to deal 4 Toxin per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemRemovePsionic. Ask in the discord for help.

An anti-psionic about 4 times as powerful as mindbreaker toxin.
Seems to be cloudy.

Mindbreaker toxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
10% chance to deal 4 Toxin per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemRemovePsionic. Ask in the discord for help.

A potent, brain damaging poison that can remove psionics.
Seems to be opaque.

Vent crud
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemCauseDisease. Ask in the discord for help.

A jet black substance found in poorly maintained ventilation systems.
Seems to be sticky.

Carpotoxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit.

Toxic secretions of a space carp. Causes a painful burning sensation.
Seems to be exotic smelling.

Theobromine
Effects
Poison (0.05 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit when more than 1u, and metabolized by Animal organs.
Causes vomitting.

Theobromine is a bitter alkaloid of the cacao plant found in chocolate, and some other foods.
Seems to be grainy.

Buzzochloric Bees
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison, and 4 Piercing per unit.

Liquid bees. Oh god it's LIQUID BEES NO-
Seems to be buzzy.

Corpium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Cellular per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemCauseDisease. Ask in the discord for help.

A Syndicate cocktail, carefully harvested from various sources. You wouldn't want this inside of you.
Seems to be necrotic.

Lexorin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 14 Airloss per unit.

Temporarily stops respiration and causes tissue damage. Large doses are fatal, and will cause people to pass out very quickly. Dexalin and Dexalin Plus will both remove it, however.
Seems to be pungent.

Sulfuric acid
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

A highly corrosive, oily, colorless liquid.
Seems to be oily.

Licoxide
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Electrocute. Ask in the discord for help.

It looks... electrifying.
Seems to be electric.

Heartbreaker toxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Asphyxiation per unit.

A hallucinogenic compound that is illegal under space law. A synthetic drug derived from Mindbreaker toxin, it blocks some neurological signals to the respiratory system which causes choking.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Amatoxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 12 Poison per unit.

A potent toxin found in some mushrooms.
Seems to be nondescript.

Mold
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemCauseRandomDisease. Ask in the discord for help.

Often found in dark, humid places or on old bread.
Seems to be fuzzy.

Fluorosulfuric acid
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

An extremely corrosive chemical substance.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Toxin
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit.

A toxic chemical.
Seems to be opaque.

Polytrinic acid
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

An extremely corrosive chemical substance. The slightest touch of it will melt off most masks and headgear, and it deals extreme damage to anyone who comes directly into contact with it.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Ectoplasm
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
40% chance to deal 4 Toxin per unit.

The physical component of semi-corporeal spirits.
Seems to be ethereal.

Foods

Rice
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Hard, small white grains.
Seems to be chewy.

Pesto
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 nutriment.
Adds 0.35 olive oil.
Adds 0.25 allicin.

A combination of salt, herbs, garlic, oil, and pine nuts.
Seems to be oily.

BBQ sauce

Hand wipes not included.
Seems to be gloopy.

Ketchup

Made from pureed tomatoes and flavored with spices.
Seems to be tangy.

Bechamel sauce
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 nutriment.
Adds 0.55 cream.
Adds 0.1 olive oil.

A classic white sauce common to several European cultures.
Seems to be creamy.

Ketchunaise

So-called Russian dressing, popular among Space Americans.
Seems to be saucey.

Uncooked animal proteins
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Poison per unit when metabolized by Human organs.
Adds 0.5 protein when metabolized by Animal organs.

This is very risky for the stomachs of softer lifeforms to digest.
Seems to be clumpy.

Protein
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
50% chance to heal 0.8 Brute per unit.
Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask in the discord for help.

Found in certain meals, good for bodily health.
Seems to be clumpy.
Satiates hunger.

Flour
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Used for baking.
Seems to be powdery.

Soy sauce

A salty soy-based flavoring.
Seems to be salty.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Ghee
Recipes
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Thick and translucent.
Seems to be oily.

Universal enzyme

Used in cooking various dishes.
Seems to be chalky.

Vinaigrette

A basic salad dressing made with oil, vinegar and seasoning.
Seems to be sour.

Vitamin
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
50% chance to heal 1 Brute, and 1 Burn per unit when not metabolized by Vampiric organs.
Reduces bleeding when not metabolized by Vampiric organs.

Found in healthy, complete meals.
Seems to be chalky.
Satiates hunger.

Corn oil
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Corn oil, A delicious oil used in cooking. Made from corn.
Seems to be oily.

Oats
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 sugar.
Adds 0.3 nutriment.

Used for a variety of tasty purposes.
Seems to be coarse.

Butter
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Thick and creamy.
Seems to be creamy.

Table salt

Commonly known as salt, Sodium Chloride is often used to season food or kill borers instantly.
Seems to be grainy.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Capsaicin Oil
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Warms you up by 250 thermal units.
Deals 2 Caustic per unit when more than 5u.

Food (0.5 units per second)

Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Capsaicin Oil is the ingredient found in different types of hot peppers.
Seems to be oily.

Horseradish sauce

Smelly horseradish sauce.
Seems to be overpowering.

Frostoil

Leaves the tongue numb in its passage.
Seems to be cold.

Vinegar
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.4 water.
Adds 0.1 vitamin.
Causes vomitting.

Often used to flavor food.
Seems to be sour.

Allicin
Effects
Poison (0.05 units per second)
Deals 1.2 Poison per unit when more than 1u, and metabolized by Animal organs.

An organosulfur compound found in alliums like garlic, onions, and related plants.
Seems to be pungent.

Black pepper

Often used to flavor food or make people sneeze.
Seems to be grainy.

Olive oil
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.75 nutriment.

Viscous and fragrant.
Seems to be oily.

Sugar

Tasty spacey sugar!
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates hunger.

Nausium
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Causes vomitting.

Sickening.
Seems to be sickly.

Astrotame

The sweetness of a thousand sugars but none of the calories.
Seems to be sugary.

Mayonnaise

Creamy sauce, made from oil, egg, and some (edible) acid.
Seems to be thick.

Tomato sauce
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 nutriment.
Adds 0.6 tomato juice.

Tomato with salt and herbs.
Seems to be dark-red.

Hotsauce

Burns so good.
Seems to be spicy.

Egg
Effects
Food (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.5 protein.

Used for baking.
Seems to be mucus-like.

Nutriment

All the vitamins, minerals, and carbohydrates the body needs in pure form.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates hunger.

Botanical

Left-4-zed
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A cocktail of mutagenic compounds, which cause plant life to become highly unstable.
Seems to be heterogeneous.
Satiates hunger.

Diethylamine
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Caustic per unit.

A very potent fertilizer.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Weed killer
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 8 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A mixture that targets weeds.
Seems to be bubbling.

Robust harvest
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Heals 6 Slash, 4 Poison, 6 Blunt, and 6 Piercing per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.
Deals 2 Asphyxiation, 4 Burn, and 2 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs, and more than 30u.

Plant-enhancing hormones, good for increasing potency.
Seems to be robust.

EZ nutrient

Give your plants some of those EZ nutrients!
Seems to be thick.
Satiates hunger.

Ammonia
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Caustic per unit.

An effective fertilizer which is better than what is available to the botanist initially, though it isn't as powerful as Diethylamine
Seems to be pungent.

Plant-B-gone
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 8 Poison and deals 2 Slash, 4 Blunt, and 2 Piercing per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A harmful toxic mixture to kill plantlife. Do not ingest!
Seems to be bubbling.

Pest killer
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Poison per unit when metabolized by Plant organs.

A mixture that targets pests.
Seems to be bubbling.

Biological

Inactive blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Deals 1.2 Asphyxiation per unit when metabolized by Vampiric organs.

Synthetic blood without the oxygen, causes asphyxiation if drank by an Arachne
Seems to be ferrous.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Synthetic blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 water when metabolized by Vampiric organs.
Adds 0.15 protein when metabolized by Vampiric organs.
Adds 0.1 omnizine when metabolized by Vampiric organs.

Synthetic blood, a cruelty free alternative for Arachne. Originally Developed by Lia Rogers.
Seems to be ferrous.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Slime

You thought this was gradient blood at first, but you were mistaken.
Seems to be viscous.
Satiates hunger.

Prometheum
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Reduces bleeding.
Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask in the discord for help.
Heals 6 Bloodloss, 8 Brute, 6 Poison, 10 Burn, and 6 Caustic per unit.

A complex superdrug our bodies could produce if we could only unlock our potential.
Seems to be viscous.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Ichor
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Medicine (0.5 units per second)

Heals 10 Brute, 10 Bloodloss, 4 Toxin, and 10 Burn per unit.

An extremely potent regenerative chemical, perfected by space fauna evolution. Produced in the dragon's digestive system, it is seen as an exotic commodity due to the gargantuan effort of hunting for it.
Seems to be enigmatic.
Satiates thirst.

Fat

No matter how it was obtained, its application is important.
Seems to be exotic smelling.

Blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 water when metabolized by Vampiric organs.
Adds 0.15 protein when metabolized by Vampiric organs.
Adds 0.2 omnizine when metabolized by Vampiric organs.

I hope this is ketchup.
Seems to be ferrous.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Other

Carpetium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Removes 3 carpotoxin when more than 1u carpotoxin present.

A mystical chemical, usually outsourced from the Clown Planet, that covers everything it touches in carpet.
Seems to be fibrous.

Nitrous oxide
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: MovespeedModifier. Ask in the discord for help.
Deals 0.5 Poison per unit when more than 3.5u nitrous oxide present, and not metabolized by Slime organs.
when more than 1.8u nitrous oxide present, and not metabolized by Slime organs.

You know how everything seems funnier when you're tired? Well...
Seems to be gaseous.

Miasma
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 0.5 Poison per unit when not metabolized by Rat organs, and more than 1u miasma present.
Causes vomitting.
Unknown effect: ChemMiasmaPoolSource. Ask in the discord for help.
Heals 6 Slash, 8 Blunt, and 6 Piercing per unit when metabolized by Rat organs, and more than 1u miasma present.

Uh oh, stinky!
Seems to be gaseous.

Nitrogen
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: ModifyLungGas. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: ModifyLungGas. Ask in the discord for help.

A colorless, odorless unreactive gas. Highly stable.
Seems to be gaseous.

Ground Bee

Bee grounds. Gross.
Seems to be bee guts.

Bleach
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 6 Poison per unit.

Heavy duty cleaner that can clean tiles the same as Space Cleaner and also decontaminate clothes. Extremely toxic when ingested.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Ash

A light grey powdery residue
Seems to be powdery.

Space cleaner

This is able to clean almost all surfaces of almost anything that may dirty them. The janitor is likely to appreciate refills.
Seems to be lemony fresh.

Charcoal
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Heals 2 Poison per unit.
Unknown effect: ChemCleanBloodstream. Ask in the discord for help.

A black, porous solid
Seems to be porous.

Saxoite

Smells like jazz.
Seems to be ground brass.

Sodium Carbonate

A white, odorless, water-soluble salt that yields an alkaline solution in water. Also known as soda ash.
Seems to be powdery.

Space lube

Space Lube is a high performance lubricant intended for maintenance of extremely complex mechanical equipment (and certainly not used to make people slip).
Seems to be shiny.

Frezon
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
when more than 1u frezon present.
Causes drunkness.
Deals 0.02 Cellular per unit when more than 0.5u frezon present.

A highly effective coolant.. and hallucinogenic.
Seems to be gaseous.

Space glue
Effects
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
.
.

Space Glue is a high performance glue intended for maintenance of extremely complex mechanical equipment (and certainly not used to make people stick to the floor).
Seems to be sticky.

Carbon dioxide
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 0.4 Poison per unit when more than 0.5u.

You have genuinely no idea what this is.
Seems to be odorless.

Artifexium
Effects
Poison (0.5 units per second)
Deals 4 Caustic per unit.

A lavender mixture of microscopic artifact fragments and a strong acid. It has the ability to activate artifacts.
Seems to be crystalline.

Oxygen
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: Oxygenate. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: ModifyLungGas. Ask in the discord for help.

An oxidizing, colorless gas.
Seems to be gaseous.

Fiber

A raw material, usually extracted from wool or other fabric products.
Seems to be fibrous.

Tritium
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Radiation per unit.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 6 Radiation per unit.

Radioactive space-magic pixie dust.
Seems to be ionizing.

Ice

Frozen water.
Seems to be frosty.

Phenol

An aromatic ring of carbon with a hydroxyl group. A useful precursor to some medicines, but has no healing properties on its own.
Seems to be acidic.

Acetone

A slick, slightly carcinogenic liquid. Has a multitude of mundane uses in everyday life.
Seems to be acidic.

Plasma
Effects
Gas (0.5 units per second)
Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 6 Poison per unit.
Removes 2 inaprovaline.

Funky, space-magic pixie dust. You probably shouldn't eat this, but we both know you will anyways.
Seems to be gaseous.

Reactions

CreateCakeBatter
Smoke

Effects

Unknown effect: AreaReactionEffect. Ask in the discord for help.
Foam

Effects

Unknown effect: AreaReactionEffect. Ask in the discord for help.
CreateVeganCakeBatter
CurdlingCurdCheese
CreateDough
AluminiumMetalFoam

Effects

Unknown effect: AreaReactionEffect. Ask in the discord for help.
IronMetalFoam

Effects

Unknown effect: AreaReactionEffect. Ask in the discord for help.
CreateSoapHomemade
ChlorineTrifluoride

Effects

Causes an explosion.
HotOilOliveAndWater

Effects

Unknown effect: CreateGas. Ask in the discord for help.
PotassiumExplosion

Effects

Causes an explosion.
Phlogiston

Effects

Unknown effect: CreateGas. Ask in the discord for help.
CreateNormalityCrystal

Effects

Unknown effect: ChangeGlimmerReactionEffect. Ask in the discord for help.
HotOilCornAndWater

Effects

Unknown effect: CreateGas. Ask in the discord for help.
CreateButter
HotOilGheeAndWater

Effects

Unknown effect: CreateGas. Ask in the discord for help.

OLD DRINKS

Soda Dispenser

Booze Dispenser

Drinks

Berry juice

A delicious blend of several different kinds of berries.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.

Margarita
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.16 ethanol.

On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Holy water
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Medicine (0.5 units per second)

Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask in the discord for help.
Heals 1 Burn and deals 2 Holy per unit.

holy water
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Dulleavene
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.55 ethanol.

Allegedly it's a cocktail. The warning cone motif seems apt.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Beer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Nothing

Absolutely nothing.
Seems to be nothing.
Satiates thirst.

Iced coffee

Coffee and ice, refreshing and cool.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Silencer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
.

A drink from Mime Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Banana honk
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink from Clown Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Coffee
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A drink made from brewed coffee beans. Contains a moderate amount of caffeine.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Lean
Effects
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
Causes vomitting.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 1 Caustic per unit when more than 25u.
Unknown effect: Electrocute. Ask in the discord for help.

Narcotic (0.5 units per second)

Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
cause jittering.

A disgusting mixture of soda, booze, and cough syrup.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Water

A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Potato juice

Juice of the potato. Bleh.
Seems to be starchy.
Satiates thirst.

Nuclear cola
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Cola, cola never changes.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Antifreeze
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Ultimate refreshment.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Allies cocktail
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

A drink made from your allies, not as sweet as when made from your enemies.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Lemon-lime

tangy lime and lemon soda
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Classic daiquiri

A sweet rum and lime mix, a favourite of writers and politicians.
Seems to be tart.
Satiates thirst.

Carrot juice
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 oculine.
Adds 0.5 nutriment.

It's like a carrot, but less crunchy.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Irish coffee
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Coffee served with irish cream. Regular cream just isn't the same!
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Hooch
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alchohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Grog
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Watered-down rum, pirate approved!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Kvass

A cool refreshing drink with a taste of socialism.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Iced beer
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A beer which is so cold the air around it freezes.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Absinthe
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.3 ethanol.

A anise-flavoured spirit derived from botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Space Mountain Wind

Blows right through you like a space wind.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Driest martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sapo picante
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.07 ethanol.
Warms you up by 75 thermal units.

Tastes nothing like a toad.
Seems to be oily.
Satiates thirst.

Pwr Game

The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. When a gamer talks about gamerfuel, this is what they're literally referring to.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Devils kiss
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Creepy time!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Cola

A sweet, carbonated soft drink. Caffeine free.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

The Martinez

The edgerunner legend. Remembered by a drink, Forgotten by a drunk.
Seems to be vibrant.
Satiates thirst.

Brave bull
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

It's just as effective as Dutch-Courage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Neurotoxin
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.25 ethanol.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A strong neurotoxin that puts the subject into a death-like state.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Energy Drink
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A dose of energy! Nanotrasen is not responsible if you grow avian appendages.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Melon liquor
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A relatively sweet and fruity 46 proof liquor.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sui dream
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.18 ethanol.

'Comprised of: White soda, blue curacao, melon liquor.'
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ice cream

It was either this or the microwave, and nobody wants ice cream soup!
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Lime juice

The sweet-sour juice of limes.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Soda water

A container of club soda. Why not make a scotch and soda?
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Arsonist's brew
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 4 Heat per unit.
Makes flames more vicious.
Unknown effect: Emote. Ask in the discord for help.
Unknown effect: Ignite. Ask in the discord for help.

Take a sip and laugh, while you watch your world burn.
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.

Grape juice

Freshly squeezed juice from red grapes. Quite sweet.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Bubble tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 sugar.
Adds 0.1 nutriment.

Big straw not included.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Sake
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.07 ethanol.

Alcoholic beverage made by brewing rice that has been polished.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Gin fizz
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Soy milk

Consumers favorite.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.

Cafe latte

A nice, strong and tasty beverage while you are reading.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Changeling sting

You take a tiny sip and feel a burning sensation...
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Goats milk

An opaque white liquid produced by a goat. High buttermilk content.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Deadrum
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Distilled alcoholic drink made from saltwater.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Root beer

A very sweet, carbonated drink reminiscent of sarsparilla. Goes well with ice cream.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Banana juice

The raw essence of a banana. HONK.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Wine
Recipes
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

An premium alchoholic beverage made from distilled grape juice.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Moonshine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.25 ethanol.

Artisanal homemade liquor. What could go wrong?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Pink drink

Entire civilizations have crumbled trying to decide if this drink really tastes like pink...
Seems to be glowing.
Satiates thirst.

Soju
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Alcoholic beverage made by distilling rice that has been polished.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Soy latte

A coffee drink made with espresso and steamed soy milk.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

NeoTheology Cahors Wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi and other grapes.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Irish car bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

A troubling mixture of irish cream and ale.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Cuba libre
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Rum, mixed with cola. Viva la revolucion.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Space-Up

Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Grenadine

Not cherry flavored!
Seems to be dark-red.
Satiates thirst.

Rum
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Distilled alcoholic drink made from sugarcane byproducts.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Toxins special
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

This thing is ON FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

No relation to a certain rap artist/actor.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Tonic water

It tastes strange but at least the quinine keeps the Space Malaria at bay.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Red mead
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The true Viking's drink! Even though it has a strange red color.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 theobromine.

A drink made by boiling leaves of the tea tree, Camellia sinensis.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Classic martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vermouth with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Manhattan project
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

A scientist's drink of choice, for pondering ways to blow up the ship.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tequila
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A strong and mildly flavoured, mexican produced spirit.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Whoah, this stuff looks volatile!
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.

Demons blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

AHHHH!!!!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka tonic
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Booger
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Ewww...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Bahama mama
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.06 ethanol.

Tropical cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Oat milk

Surprisingly tasty.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.

Atomic punch
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.01 radium.

Will NOT make you immune to bullets; Isotopes included!
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.

Syndicate bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Somebody set us up the bomb!
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Hot ramen

Hot noodles.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.

Milk

An opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.

Cream

The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Long island iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Poison wine
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

Is this even wine? Toxic! Hallucinogenic! Probably consumed in boatloads by your superiors!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Bilk

This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting.
Seems to be bilky.
Satiates thirst.

Poison berry juice
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A surprisingly tasty juice blended from various kinds of very deadly and toxic berries.
Seems to be sickly.
Satiates thirst.

Tequila sunrise
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Tequila and orange juice. Much like a Screwdriver, only Mexican.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Iced green tea

cold green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Three mile island iced tea
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Adds 0.05 uranium.

"Made for a woman, strong enough for a man."
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Coffee liqueur
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Liquor flavoured with cold brewed coffee and spices.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Kira special

Long live the guy who everyone had mistaken for a girl. Baka!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Circus juice
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.06 ethanol.
Unknown effect: Emote. Ask in the discord for help.

Honkmother would be proud.
Seems to be glittery.
Satiates thirst.

Posca

Poor warriors' drink from a forgotten era.
Seems to be sour.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Whiskey soda
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

For the more refined griffon.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Brainbomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.09 ethanol.
Deals 0.5 Caustic per unit when more than 5u.
Adds 0.33 THC.
Adds 0.33 space drugs.

Toxic to about anything alive, especially your liver.
Seems to be abrasive.
Satiates thirst.

Erika surprise
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

The surprise is, it's green!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Patron
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene.
Seems to be metallic.
Satiates thirst.

Goldschlager
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Hippies delight
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

You just don't get it maaaan.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Gunmetal
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 1 Poison per unit.

A controversial drink created by the infamous Solus Cream, the first bartender to serve welding fuel without losing their liquor license.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Sbiten
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A spicy Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Fourteen Loko
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 theobromine.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit.

A highly processed liquid substance barely-passing intergalatic health standards for a soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Water melon juice

The delicious juice of a watermelon.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.

Cognac
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, twice distilled and left to mature for several years. Classy as fornication.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Manly dorf
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Beer and Ale, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for stout dwarves only.
Seems to be fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Bloody mary
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A strange yet pleasurable mixture made of vodka, tomato, and lime juice.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

The doctor's delight
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Medicine (0.5 units per second)

Heals 2 Brute, 2 Burn, 2 Airloss, and 2 Toxin per unit.

A gulp a day keeps the MediBot away. That's probably for the best.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.

Shambler's Juice

~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Ale
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A dark alchoholic beverage made by malted barley and yeast.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Atomic bomb
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Adds 0.05 radium.

Nuclear proliferation never tasted so good.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Manhattan
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Vodka martini
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vodka with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Lemonade

Drink using lemon juice, water, and a sweetener such as cane sugar or honey.
Seems to be tart.
Satiates thirst.

Mojito
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

If it's good enough for Spesscuba, it's good enough for you.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Barefoot
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Barefoot and pregnant.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Gin
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Pilk

A sickening mixture of milk and cola.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Green tea

Tasty green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.

Mead
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A Viking's drink, though a cheap one.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Dr. Gibb

A delicious blend of 42 different flavours.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Whiskey cola
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Whiskey, mixed with cola. Surprisingly refreshing.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Spoiled milk

This milk has gone rancid.
Seems to be putrid.
Satiates thirst.

Green grass

Green grass, or grüne wiese, is a peculiar green cocktail hailing from the now dissolved GDR. Popular amongst the disillusioned and ingenuous alike.
Seems to be tangy.
Satiates thirst.

Lemon drop

A simple, tangy, and tasty drink consisting of lemon, vodka, and simple syrup. Refreshing!
Seems to be lemony fresh.
Satiates thirst.

White russian
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

That's just, like, your opinion, man...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Rewriter

The secret of the sanctuary of the Librarian...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Beepsky smash
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Deny drinking this and prepare for THE LAW.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Amasec
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Official drink of the Gun Club!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Ethanol
Effects
Alcohol (0.5 units per second)
Causes drunkness.

Poison (0.5 units per second)

Deals 2 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and not metabolized by Dwarf organs.
Deals 0.4 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.
Causes vomitting.
Heals 2 Brute per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.

A simple alcohol, makes you drunk if consumed, flammable.
Seems to be strong-smelling.

Andalusia
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A nice, strangely named drink.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Tomato juice

Tomatoes made into juice. What a waste of good tomatoes, huh?
Seems to be saucey.
Satiates thirst.

Aloe
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

So very, very, very good.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Gin and tonic
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

An all time classic, mild cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Graveyard
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.03 ethanol.

For those shifts that never seem to end.
Seems to be dark-red.
Satiates thirst.

Apple juice

It's a little piece of Eden.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.

Orange juice

Both delicious AND rich in Vitamin C. What more do you need?
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Snow white
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.06 ethanol.

A cold refreshment.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Vermouth
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Aromatized, fortified white wine flavored with various botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Grape soda

It's Graaaaaape!
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Singulo
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A blue-space beverage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

B-52
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Coffee, irish cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.

Dry ramen

Dry noodles and salt.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.

Silverjack
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.06 ethanol.

Reminds you of family.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.

Whiskey
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

A type of distilled alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain mash.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Lemon juice

This juice is VERY sour.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.

Pineapple juice

The delicious juice of a pineapple.
Seems to be tropical.
Satiates thirst.

Irish cream
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

Whiskey-imbued cream. What else could you expect from the Irish.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Starkist

A sweet, orange flavored soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.

Black russian
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.2 ethanol.

For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Orange creamcicle
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

Orangy, creamy goodness.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Acidspit
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.05 ethanol.

A drink for the daring, can be deadly if incorrectly prepared!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Root beer float

Root beer, but now with ice cream on top. It truly is the magnum opus of Canadian summertime drinks.
Seems to be fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.

Clown blood
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.03 ethanol.

Security Officers favorite drink after a long day.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.

Screwdriver
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.15 ethanol.

Vodka, mixed with plain ol' orange juice. The result is surprisingly delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.

Blue curacao
Effects
Drink (0.5 units per second)
Adds 0.1 ethanol.

Exotically blue, fruity drink, distilled from oranges.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.