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Soda Dispenser
Booze Dispenser
Drinks
A delicious blend of several different kinds of berries.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.16 ethanol.
On the rocks with salt on the rim. Arriba~!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
- Unknown effect: ModifyBloodLevel. Ask in the discord for help.
- Heals 1 Burn and deals 2 Holy per unit.
holy water
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.55 ethanol.
Allegedly it's a cocktail. The warning cone motif seems apt.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
An alcoholic beverage made from malted grains, hops, yeast, and water.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
Absolutely nothing.
Seems to be nothing.
Satiates thirst.
Coffee and ice, refreshing and cool.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.
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A drink from Mime Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A drink from Clown Heaven.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 theobromine.
A drink made from brewed coffee beans. Contains a moderate amount of caffeine.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.
- Causes vomitting.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 1 Caustic per unit when more than 25u.
- Unknown effect: Electrocute. Ask in the discord for help.
Narcotic (0.5 units per second)
- Causes stuttering for 2 seconds per unit.
- cause jittering.
A disgusting mixture of soda, booze, and cough syrup.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
A colorless liquid that humans need in order to survive.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.
Juice of the potato. Bleh.
Seems to be starchy.
Satiates thirst.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 2 Poison per unit.
Cola, cola never changes.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Ultimate refreshment.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
A drink made from your allies, not as sweet as when made from your enemies.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
tangy lime and lemon soda
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
A sweet rum and lime mix, a favourite of writers and politicians.
Seems to be tart.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 oculine.
- Adds 0.5 nutriment.
It's like a carrot, but less crunchy.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Coffee served with irish cream. Regular cream just isn't the same!
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Either someone's failure at cocktail making or attempt in alchohol production. In any case, do you really want to drink that?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Watered-down rum, pirate approved!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
A cool refreshing drink with a taste of socialism.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A beer which is so cold the air around it freezes.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.3 ethanol.
A anise-flavoured spirit derived from botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Blows right through you like a space wind.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.07 ethanol.
- Warms you up by 75 thermal units.
Tastes nothing like a toad.
Seems to be oily.
Satiates thirst.
The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. When a gamer talks about gamerfuel, this is what they're literally referring to.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Creepy time!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
A sweet, carbonated soft drink. Caffeine free.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
The edgerunner legend. Remembered by a drink, Forgotten by a drunk.
Seems to be vibrant.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
It's just as effective as Dutch-Courage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.25 ethanol.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 2 Poison per unit.
A strong neurotoxin that puts the subject into a death-like state.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 theobromine.
A dose of energy! Nanotrasen is not responsible if you grow avian appendages.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A relatively sweet and fruity 46 proof liquor.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.18 ethanol.
'Comprised of: White soda, blue curacao, melon liquor.'
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
It was either this or the microwave, and nobody wants ice cream soup!
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.
The sweet-sour juice of limes.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.
A container of club soda. Why not make a scotch and soda?
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 4 Heat per unit.
- Makes flames more vicious.
- Unknown effect: Emote. Ask in the discord for help.
- Unknown effect: Ignite. Ask in the discord for help.
Take a sip and laugh, while you watch your world burn.
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.
Freshly squeezed juice from red grapes. Quite sweet.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 sugar.
- Adds 0.1 nutriment.
Big straw not included.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.07 ethanol.
Alcoholic beverage made by brewing rice that has been polished.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Consumers favorite.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.
A nice, strong and tasty beverage while you are reading.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.
You take a tiny sip and feel a burning sensation...
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
An opaque white liquid produced by a goat. High buttermilk content.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
Distilled alcoholic drink made from saltwater.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
A very sweet, carbonated drink reminiscent of sarsparilla. Goes well with ice cream.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
The raw essence of a banana. HONK.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
An premium alchoholic beverage made from distilled grape juice.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.25 ethanol.
Artisanal homemade liquor. What could go wrong?
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Entire civilizations have crumbled trying to decide if this drink really tastes like pink...
Seems to be glowing.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Alcoholic beverage made by distilling rice that has been polished.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
A coffee drink made with espresso and steamed soy milk.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Fortified dessert wine made from cabernet sauvignon, saperavi and other grapes.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
A troubling mixture of irish cream and ale.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Rum, mixed with cola. Viva la revolucion.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
Not cherry flavored!
Seems to be dark-red.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
Distilled alcoholic drink made from sugarcane byproducts.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
This thing is ON FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 theobromine.
No relation to a certain rap artist/actor.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.
It tastes strange but at least the quinine keeps the Space Malaria at bay.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
The true Viking's drink! Even though it has a strange red color.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 theobromine.
A drink made by boiling leaves of the tea tree, Camellia sinensis.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Vermouth with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
A scientist's drink of choice, for pondering ways to blow up the ship.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
A strong and mildly flavoured, mexican produced spirit.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
Whoah, this stuff looks volatile!
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
AHHHH!!!!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Ewww...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.06 ethanol.
Tropical cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Surprisingly tasty.
Seems to be refreshing.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.01 radium.
Will NOT make you immune to bullets; Isotopes included!
Seems to be volatile.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Somebody set us up the bomb!
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.
Hot noodles.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.
An opaque white liquid produced by the mammary glands of mammals.
Seems to be opaque.
Satiates thirst.
The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 2 Poison per unit.
Is this even wine? Toxic! Hallucinogenic! Probably consumed in boatloads by your superiors!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
This appears to be beer mixed with milk. Disgusting.
Seems to be bilky.
Satiates thirst.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 2 Poison per unit.
A surprisingly tasty juice blended from various kinds of very deadly and toxic berries.
Seems to be sickly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Tequila and orange juice. Much like a Screwdriver, only Mexican.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
cold green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
- Adds 0.05 uranium.
"Made for a woman, strong enough for a man."
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Liquor flavoured with cold brewed coffee and spices.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.
Long live the guy who everyone had mistaken for a girl. Baka!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.06 ethanol.
- Unknown effect: Emote. Ask in the discord for help.
Honkmother would be proud.
Seems to be glittery.
Satiates thirst.
Poor warriors' drink from a forgotten era.
Seems to be sour.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
Clear distilled alcoholic beverage that originates from Poland and Russia.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
For the more refined griffon.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.09 ethanol.
- Deals 0.5 Caustic per unit when more than 5u.
- Adds 0.33 THC.
- Adds 0.33 space drugs.
Toxic to about anything alive, especially your liver.
Seems to be abrasive.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
The surprise is, it's green!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
Tequila with silver in it, a favorite of alcoholic women in the club scene.
Seems to be metallic.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
100 proof cinnamon schnapps, made for alcoholic teen girls on spring break.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
You just don't get it maaaan.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 1 Poison per unit.
A controversial drink created by the infamous Solus Cream, the first bartender to serve welding fuel without losing their liquor license.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A spicy Vodka! Might be a little hot for the little guys!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.1 theobromine.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 2 Poison per unit.
A highly processed liquid substance barely-passing intergalatic health standards for a soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
The delicious juice of a watermelon.
Seems to be sweet.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
A sweet and strongly alcoholic drink, twice distilled and left to mature for several years. Classy as fornication.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Beer and Ale, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for stout dwarves only.
Seems to be fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A strange yet pleasurable mixture made of vodka, tomato, and lime juice.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Medicine (0.5 units per second)
- Heals 2 Brute, 2 Burn, 2 Airloss, and 2 Toxin per unit.
A gulp a day keeps the MediBot away. That's probably for the best.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Satiates hunger.
~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A dark alchoholic beverage made by malted barley and yeast.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
- Adds 0.05 radium.
Nuclear proliferation never tasted so good.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Vodka with Gin. Not quite how 007 enjoyed it, but still delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Drink using lemon juice, water, and a sweetener such as cane sugar or honey.
Seems to be tart.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
If it's good enough for Spesscuba, it's good enough for you.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Barefoot and pregnant.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
A distilled alcoholic drink that derives its predominant flavour from juniper berries.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
A sickening mixture of milk and cola.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.
Tasty green tea.
Seems to be aromatic.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A Viking's drink, though a cheap one.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
A delicious blend of 42 different flavours.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Whiskey, mixed with cola. Surprisingly refreshing.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
This milk has gone rancid.
Seems to be putrid.
Satiates thirst.
Green grass, or grüne wiese, is a peculiar green cocktail hailing from the now dissolved GDR. Popular amongst the disillusioned and ingenuous alike.
Seems to be tangy.
Satiates thirst.
A simple, tangy, and tasty drink consisting of lemon, vodka, and simple syrup. Refreshing!
Seems to be lemony fresh.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
That's just, like, your opinion, man...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
The secret of the sanctuary of the Librarian...
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Deny drinking this and prepare for THE LAW.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Official drink of the Gun Club!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Causes drunkness.
Poison (0.5 units per second)
- Deals 2 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and not metabolized by Dwarf organs.
- Deals 0.4 Poison per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.
- Causes vomitting.
- Heals 2 Brute per unit when more than 5u, and metabolized by Dwarf organs.
A simple alcohol, makes you drunk if consumed, flammable.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A nice, strangely named drink.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Tomatoes made into juice. What a waste of good tomatoes, huh?
Seems to be saucey.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
So very, very, very good.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
An all time classic, mild cocktail.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.03 ethanol.
For those shifts that never seem to end.
Seems to be dark-red.
Satiates thirst.
It's a little piece of Eden.
Seems to be crisp.
Satiates thirst.
Both delicious AND rich in Vitamin C. What more do you need?
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.06 ethanol.
A cold refreshment.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Aromatized, fortified white wine flavored with various botanicals.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
It's Graaaaaape!
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A blue-space beverage!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Coffee, irish cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.
Seems to be bubbly.
Satiates thirst.
Dry noodles and salt.
Seems to be wormy.
Satiates hunger.
- Adds 0.06 ethanol.
Reminds you of family.
Seems to be translucent.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
A type of distilled alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain mash.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
This juice is VERY sour.
Seems to be citric.
Satiates thirst.
The delicious juice of a pineapple.
Seems to be tropical.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
Whiskey-imbued cream. What else could you expect from the Irish.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.
A sweet, orange flavored soft drink.
Seems to be fizzy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.2 ethanol.
For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
Orangy, creamy goodness.
Seems to be creamy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.05 ethanol.
A drink for the daring, can be deadly if incorrectly prepared!
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
Root beer, but now with ice cream on top. It truly is the magnum opus of Canadian summertime drinks.
Seems to be fizzy and creamy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.03 ethanol.
Security Officers favorite drink after a long day.
Seems to be cloudy.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.15 ethanol.
Vodka, mixed with plain ol' orange juice. The result is surprisingly delicious.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
- Adds 0.1 ethanol.
Exotically blue, fruity drink, distilled from oranges.
Seems to be strong-smelling.
Satiates thirst.
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