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Your job defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. While the job descriptions do reflect some actual truths or common behaviors/ | Your job defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. While the job descriptions do reflect some actual truths or common behaviors/occurrences, they are mainly jokes and are not the actual job description. They should not be taken as actual instructions or advice. | ||
{{Jobs Menu}} | {{Jobs Menu}} | ||
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|desc=Be responsible for the station. Make sure the Heads of Staff aren't stepping out of line. Secure the [[Nuclear Authentication Disk|nuke disk]]! Make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. Do not try to take over a department and do someone else's job, that's why you have a crew. | |desc=Be responsible for the station. Make sure the Heads of Staff aren't stepping out of line. Secure the [[Nuclear Authentication Disk|nuke disk]]! Make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. Do not try to take over a department and do someone else's job, that's why you have a crew. | ||
|difficulty=Very Hard | |difficulty=Very Hard | ||
}} | |||
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== '''Justice Department Jobs''' == | |||
They uphold justice on the station by overseeing sentencing and organizing trials. | |||
{|{{JobCategory|Justice Department|6b2833}} | |||
{{Job|6b2833|chiefjustice.png|Chief Justice| | |||
|desc=Manage the justice department, act as a judge, and ensure everyone receives fair and just treatment. | |||
|difficulty=Hard | |||
}} | |||
{{Job|6b2833|clerk.png|Clerk| | |||
|desc=Manage the justice department, act as a judge, and ensure everyone receives fair and just treatment. | |||
|difficulty=Easy | |||
}} | |||
{{Job|6b2833|Lawyer.png|Lawyer| | |||
|desc=Pretend to be a part of security without actually doing any of the work. Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." | |||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |||
{{Job|6b2833|prosecutor.png|Prosecutor| | |||
|desc=Organize trials, notarize documents, review charges, and act as a judge if needed. | |||
|difficulty=Medium | |||
}} | }} | ||
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{{Job|480000|HoS.png|Head of Security| | {{Job|480000|HoS.png|Head of Security| | ||
|desc=Make sure you and your [[Security Officer|security officers]] are following [[Standard_Operating_Procedure|SoP]] and [[Space Law]] to a perfect degree, despair when they run around with their baton out. Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. | |desc=Make sure you and your [[Security Officer|security officers]] are following [[Standard_Operating_Procedure|SoP]] and [[Space Law]] to a perfect degree, despair when they run around with their baton out. Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Very Hard}} | ||
{{Job|480000|Warden.png|Warden| | {{Job|480000|Warden.png|Warden| | ||
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{{Job|480000|Security_officer.png|Security Officer| | {{Job|480000|Security_officer.png|Security Officer| | ||
|desc=Turn '''on''' the stunbaton before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion. Have everyone cry "shitcurity" and hate you for trying to protect them. Be responsible and patrol the station, respond to calls for help, capture and detain (the correct) criminal, alert your department of any developments and enforce space law. | |desc=Turn '''on''' the stunbaton before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion. Have everyone cry "shitcurity" and hate you for trying to protect them. Be responsible and patrol the station, respond to calls for help, capture and detain (the correct) criminal, alert your department of any developments and enforce space law. | ||
|difficulty= | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
{{Job|480000|Prison_Guard.png|Prison Guard| | {{Job|480000|Prison_Guard.png|Prison Guard| | ||
|desc=Listen to the Warden. Patrol the brig and everywhere Prisoners are. Prevent the prisoners from escaping. Develop a lasting friendship with the permabrig [[Prisoner|prisoners]]. <s>Slip on soap and get beaten for your ID.<s> | |desc=Listen to the Warden. Patrol the brig and everywhere Prisoners are. Prevent the prisoners from escaping. Develop a lasting friendship with the permabrig [[Prisoner|prisoners]]. <s>Slip on soap and get beaten for your ID.<s> | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |||
{{Job|480000|Corpsman.png|Corpsman| | |||
|desc=Be security's medic. Make sure your fellow security officers and prisoners are kept healthy. Help out the Medical department if everything is calm. Remember that you're a doctor first, let your team mates do their job while you stitch their wounds. | |||
|difficulty=Medium to Hard}} | |difficulty=Medium to Hard}} | ||
{{Job|480000|Detective.png|Detective| | |||
|desc=Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Help your department arrest the criminals you investigated. Keep an eye over evidence. | |||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |||
{{Job|480000|Security_Cadet.png|Security Cadet| | {{Job|480000|Security_Cadet.png|Security Cadet| | ||
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{{Job|854100|Chief_Engineer.png|Chief Engineer| | {{Job|854100|Chief_Engineer.png|Chief Engineer| | ||
|desc=Use your state of the art tools to set up power before it runs out. Protect your department from the hordes of [[ | |desc=Use your state of the art tools to set up power before it runs out. Protect your department from the hordes of [[Passenger|thieves]]. Give orders to [[Station Engineer|Station Engineers]] and [[Atmospheric Technician|Atmospheric Technicians]] instead of doing everything by yourself. Oversee the successful operation of the station's power source and send your underlings to rebuild damage and hull breaches. | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
{{Job|854100|Atmospheric_Technician.png|Atmospheric Technician| | {{Job|854100|Atmospheric_Technician.png|Atmospheric Technician| | ||
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|difficulty=Medium to Hard}} | |difficulty=Medium to Hard}} | ||
{{Job|854100| | {{Job|854100|Engineer.png|Station Engineer| | ||
|desc= | |desc=The arm of the Chief Engineer. Your job is to set up the engine, wire the solar panels, fix the maintenance wires chewed by rats and repair any damage to hull and equipment. Nothing is broken? Just give it a few minutes. Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Hold the entire station together with your hard work and duct tape. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight. | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job|854100|Technical Assistant.png|Technical Assistant| | |||
|desc=Learn the various duties and challenges that the [[Station Engineer|engineers]] face <s> and become more competent than them </s>. Learn skills such as [[Hacking|hacking doors]], [[Power|fixing power]], [[Construction|building furniture]], and Atmos. | |||
|difficulty=Easy to Medium}} | |||
|} | |} | ||
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They are here to study the secrets of the universe and unlock precious research. | They are here to study the secrets of the universe and unlock precious research. | ||
{|{{JobCategory|Epistemic| | {|{{JobCategory|Epistemic|4c1a4f}} | ||
{{Job| | {{Job|4c1a4f|Mystagogue.png|Mystagogue| | ||
|desc=Help unlock the secrets of the universe by probing the mysteries of the Noösphere!. Guard the oracle. Organize the requisition of whatever the Oracle demands of you. Try to control your department full of [[ | |desc=Help unlock the secrets of the universe by probing the mysteries of the Noösphere!. Guard the oracle. Organize the requisition of whatever the Oracle demands of you. Try to control your department full of [[Scientist|weirdos]] and make sure they are taking their job seriously. Forget to use your [[Psionics|psionic]] powers against powerful entities. Cry when glimmer reach critical levels. | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job| | {{Job|4c1a4f|Psionic_Mantis.png|Psionic Mantis| | ||
|desc=Smoke blunts. Solve mysteries, big and small. From easy slam dunks like who killed the clown, to the nature of the universe. Be in charge of investigating crime scenes for clues and keeping rogue [[psionics]] in check. | |desc=Smoke blunts. Solve mysteries, big and small. From easy slam dunks like who killed the clown, to the nature of the universe. Be in charge of investigating crime scenes for clues and keeping rogue [[psionics]] in check. | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
<!-- "Never be around when you are [[Vampire|actually needed]]" when that becomes a thing. --> | <!-- "Never be around when you are [[Vampire|actually needed]]" when that becomes a thing. --> | ||
{{Job| | {{Job|4c1a4f|Chaplain.png|Chaplain| | ||
|desc=Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Mass produce holy water, only to have people drink it. Sacrifice people to power up Golems. <s>Ignore people complaining about Remilia.</s> | |desc=Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Mass produce holy water, only to have people drink it. Sacrifice people to power up Golems. <s>Ignore people complaining about Remilia.</s> | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job| | {{Job|4c1a4f|Scientist.png|Scientist| | ||
|desc=Probe the mysteries of the Noösphere! <s>Steal</s> Politely ask for whatever the Oracle demands of you. Convince people that you are not part of a cult. Try to understand the mysteries of anomalies and artefacts. Constantly remind the crew to tell you where the anomalies are. | |desc=Probe the mysteries of the Noösphere! <s>Steal</s> Politely ask for whatever the Oracle demands of you. Convince people that you are not part of a cult. Try to understand the mysteries of anomalies and artefacts. Constantly remind the crew to tell you where the anomalies are. | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job| | {{Job|4c1a4f|Research Assistant.png|Research Assistant| | ||
|desc= | |desc=Learn about the wonders of epistemics in a "peaceful" environment. Die tragically because you observed an artifact, and it, in lawful retaliation, covered you in fluorosulfonic acid. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy to Medium}} | ||
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{{Job|244559|Paramedic.png|Paramedic| | {{Job|244559|Paramedic.png|Paramedic| | ||
|desc=Roam around the station. Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. Stabilize injured personnel and bring them into Medical. Spend the entire shift collecting dead [[Salvage | |desc=Roam around the station. Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. Stabilize injured personnel and bring them into Medical. Spend the entire shift collecting dead [[Salvage Specialist|Salvage Specialist]]. | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |||
{{Job|244559|Chemist.png|Chemist| | |||
|desc=Use the chemistry machines to make unholy amounts of medicine for any damaged crew members. Set up [[Cryogenic Pods|cryo]]. Mix chemicals requested by crew. | |||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job|244559|Psychologist.png|Psychologist| | {{Job|244559|Psychologist.png|Psychologist| | ||
|desc=Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths. Attempt to teach [[Head of Security]] to read and fail. Deem the [[Captain]] is unfit to serve and watch as the station slowly descends in to madness. Replace the actual [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. | |desc=Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths. Attempt to teach [[Head of Security]] to read and fail. Deem the [[Captain]] is unfit to serve and watch as the station slowly descends in to madness. Replace the actual [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |||
{{Job|244559|Medical Intern.png|Medical Intern| | |||
|desc=Assist the [[Medical Doctor|doctors]] while they heal patients. Bother the [[Chemist|chemists]] to teach you how to make meth and maybe medicine. Gather dead bodies from around the station and bring them to medbay so they can be revived. Discover why the [[Chef|chef]]'s food tastes so good. Earn your [[Chief Medical Officer|CMO]]'s approval. | |||
|difficulty=Easy to Medium}} | |||
|} | |||
== Logistics Jobs == | |||
They are here to order and sell stuff for the crew. | |||
{|{{JobCategory|Logistics|43331a}} | |||
{{Job|43331a|Logistics Officer.png|Logistics Officer| | |||
|desc=Oversee the operations of logistics, order equipment, and ensure your [[Cargo Technician|cargo techs]] do their jobs. Tell the [[Salvage Specialist|salvagers]] to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Dance in the bridge because you're now a head of staff. Get beaten by a confused [[Head of Personnel]] who still think cargo exists and is theirs. | |||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |||
{{Job|43331A|Cargo Technician.png|Cargo Technician| | |||
|desc=Push them crates and ensure a smooth operation as dictated by the LO. Spend the cargo budget on <s>insulated gloves and toys</s> guns and drugs. Search maintenance for trash with single digit export values to gift to the LO like some kind of [[Playable Species#Felinid|weird humanoid cat]] instead. Promote cargo shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. | |||
|difficulty=Easy to Medium}} | |||
{{Job|43331a|Salvage Specialist.png|Salvage Specialist| | |||
|desc=Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice. | |||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |||
{{Job|43331A|Courier.png|Courier| | |||
|desc=Deliver mail around the station, resulting in [[Logistics Officer|logistics]] receiving lots of money. Constantly remind your fellow crew members about their mail. Try not to go postal when Engineering has a pile of unopened mail on their counter the entire shift. | |||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
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{{Job|265600|HoP.png|Head of Personnel| | {{Job|265600|HoP.png|Head of Personnel| | ||
|desc=Give out additional access where needed or change people's jobs but do contact the relevant Head of Staff first. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. Be responsible for the Service department. <s>Force | |desc=Give out additional access where needed or change people's jobs but do contact the relevant Head of Staff first. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. Be responsible for the Service department. <s>Force passengers to indulge in your paperwork obsession.<s> | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
{{Job|265600|Bartender.png|Bartender| | {{Job|265600|Bartender.png|Bartender| | ||
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{{Job|265600|Chef.png|Chef| | {{Job|265600|Chef.png|Chef| | ||
|desc=Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell [[Botanist|botany]] what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Serve raw eggplants or deep fry everything. <s>Snap and hunt | |desc=Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell [[Botanist|botany]] what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Serve raw eggplants or deep fry everything. <s>Snap and hunt passengers for meat.</s> Be praised by everyone for being the first Chef in station history to ''do your job''. Find out if it will blend. <s>Deep fry the armory.</s> | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job|265600| | {{Job|265600|Service Worker.png|Service Worker| | ||
|desc=Be a | |desc=Be a sightly more useful [[Passenger|passenger]]. Learn the other service level jobs stress free. Observe the other service jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
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|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
{{Job|6F006F| | {{Job|6F006F|Martial Artist.png|Martial Artist| | ||
|desc=Be honorable and disciplined, spar in the dojo, challenge security to CQC. End up forgetting the basics of CQC. | |desc=Be honorable and disciplined, spar in the dojo, challenge security to CQC. End up forgetting the basics of CQC. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
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{{Job|6F006F|Musician.png|Musician| | {{Job|6F006F|Musician.png|Musician| | ||
|desc=Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Lay down some smooth jams. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. Sell your soul for a gold-plated fiddle. | |desc=Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Lay down some smooth jams. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. Sell your soul for a gold-plated fiddle. Be sad that some [[Playable Species#Harpy|humanoid bird]] has better MIDI playing capabilities. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
{{Job|2E2E2E| | {{Job|2E2E2E|Passenger.png|Passenger| | ||
|desc=Enjoy your stay and offer assistance to anyone who looks like they need it. End up getting in trouble for getting into places you shouldn't. Save the Station when least expected. | |desc=Enjoy your stay and offer assistance to anyone who looks like they need it. End up getting in trouble for getting into places you shouldn't. Save the Station when least expected. | ||
|difficulty=None}} | |difficulty=None}} | ||
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|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
{{Job|2E2E2E| | {{Job|2E2E2E|Librarian.png|Librarian| | ||
|desc= | |desc=Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Find treasure for your exhibit in the depths of space. Play D&D for the rest of the shift with the [[Captain|captain]]. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
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{{Job|2E2E2E|Prisoner.png|Prisoner| | {{Job|2E2E2E|Prisoner.png|Prisoner| | ||
|desc=Sit in prison and learn about [[Hydroponics|growing plants]] and [[Cooking|cooking]]. Gamble with your cell mates. Talk to the warden. Write your memoirs. Roleplay with the Lawyer/Warden/Prison Guard until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Head of Security to the wedding. | |desc=Sit in prison and learn about [[Hydroponics|growing plants]] and [[Cooking|cooking]]. Gamble with your cell mates. Talk to the warden. Write your memoirs. Roleplay with the Lawyer/Warden/Prison Guard until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Head of Security to the wedding. | ||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |||
{{Job|2E2E2E|Zookeeper.png|Zookeeper| | |||
|desc=Take care of animals. Put on a joyful display of cute animals and space carps for all the crew to see. | |||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |difficulty=Easy}} | ||
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{|{{JobCategory|Silicon|3D434B}} | {|{{JobCategory|Silicon|3D434B}} | ||
{{Job|3D434B|Cyborg.png| | {{Job|3D434B|Cyborg.png|Cyborg| | ||
|desc=Follow your laws. Read your laws. READ YOUR LAWS. Do not read your laws and eat an awfully long ban. Assist the humans. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws. | |desc=Follow your laws. Read your laws. READ YOUR LAWS. Do not read your laws and eat an awfully long ban. Assist the humans. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws. | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
{{Job|3D434B|PersonalAI.gif|Personal AI| | {{Job|3D434B|PersonalAI.gif|Personal AI| | ||
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<!--{{Job|3D434B|Maintenance_Drone.png|Maintenance Drone| | |||
|desc=Follow your laws. Read your laws. Rebuild the station. Fix the station up. Do the [[Station Engineer|engineer]]'s job. Wear hats. Do other people's jobs. Grief and speedrun getting whitelist revoked. Constantly ask why everyone looks like a static figure. | |||
|difficulty=Medium}}--> | |||
== Antagonists Jobs == | == Antagonists Jobs == | ||
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{{Job|000000|Traitor.gif|Traitor| | {{Job|000000|Traitor.gif|Traitor| | ||
|desc=Buy a glowy sword. Start with special objectives. Use codewords to find allies throughout the station. Buy tools to assist you on causing as much chaos as possible. Play mind games with security as you bomb cargo. Get robusted by a toolbox-wielding [[mime]]. | |desc=Buy a [[Syndicate Items#esword|glowy sword]]. Start with special objectives. Use codewords to find allies throughout the station. Buy tools to assist you on causing as much chaos as possible. Play mind games with security as you bomb cargo. Get robusted by a toolbox-wielding [[mime]]. | ||
|difficulty=Medium to Very Hard}} | |difficulty=Medium to Very Hard}} | ||
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|} | |} | ||
<!--{{Job|000000|Changeling.png|Changeling| | <!--{{Job|000000|Revolutionary.png|Revolutionary| | ||
|desc=Either remove anyone that could pose a threat to you in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots also in under five minutes. Convert the single robust person on the server as a win condition. Try to flash someone with eye protection and be beaten to death. | |||
|difficulty=Hard to Very Hard}} | |||
{{Job|000000|Changeling.png|Changeling| | |||
|desc=Be 'The Thing'. Relieve the crew of their DNA. Form a deep love-hate relationship with the crematorium. Pretend to be an adorable dog. | |desc=Be 'The Thing'. Relieve the crew of their DNA. Form a deep love-hate relationship with the crematorium. Pretend to be an adorable dog. | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
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{|{{JobCategory|Side Antagonist|121212}} | {|{{JobCategory|Side Antagonist|121212}} | ||
{{Job|121212| | {{Job|121212|Space Ninja.png|Space Ninja| | ||
|desc= | |desc=Summon an even worse side antagonist. Roleplay as an edgelord, then dash into a tritium generator. Break open every blue and red door on the station. Commit terrorism, but only in the janitorial closet. Be beaten to death by a mob of angry [[Scientist|scientists]] for getting your dorito-covered gloves on their research computer. | ||
|difficulty=Hard}} | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
{{Job|121212| | {{Job|121212|Thief.png|Thief| | ||
|desc= | |desc=Steal important items. Steal unimportant items. Hoard items. Steal pets. <s>Steal organs.</s> Steal people. Steal entire rooms. You're a dirty thief; you just can't get enough! | ||
|difficulty=Medium | |difficulty=Medium to Hard}} | ||
{{Job|121212| | {{Job|121212|Paradox Anomaly.png|Paradox Anomaly| | ||
|desc= | |desc=Either befriend your double and enjoy a calm shift or <s>try and fail to</s> replace your double by killing them. Get instantly spotted anyway when you are more competent than your double. End up role-playing as a lost twin, only to get robusted by the original on the spot for no reason. | ||
|difficulty= | |difficulty=Hard}} | ||
{{Job|121212| | {{Job|121212|Revenant.gif|Revenant| | ||
|desc=Be | |desc=Be everyone worst nightmare. Eat the crew's life force, break tiles, overload lights, induce crippling depression in the clown, break tiles, taunt the crew, cry when the chaplain hits you, break tiles. | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job|121212| | {{Job|121212|Space Dragon.png|Space Dragon| | ||
|desc= | |desc=Burninate the peasantry. Place your rift in Engineering, then abandon it. Fill the station with carp corpses. Have the shuttle called, arrive and depart long before you could possibly come close to succeeding. Get unceremoniously killed by an assistant wielding an improvised shotgun. | ||
|difficulty=Medium}} | |difficulty=Medium}} | ||
{{Job|121212|Tarantula.png|Tarantula| | {{Job|121212|Tarantula.png|Tarantula| | ||
|desc=Catch <s>flies</s> | |desc=Catch <s>flies</s> passengers in your web and suck their juices out. Make massive nests of webbing. Have your work cut out by the friendly Arachnes that webbed half of the bar. | ||
|difficulty=Medium | |difficulty=Medium | ||
|nolink=1}} | |nolink=1}} | ||
{{Job|121212|Listening Post Operative.png|Listening Post Operative| | |||
|desc=Be a glorified Radio Telephone Operator for the syndicate. Get into range, observe the station and intercept communications. Potentially assist operatives in the area when able to. Try to not get salvaged. | |||
|difficulty=Easy}} | |||
{{Job|121212|ZombieIcon.png|Zombie| | {{Job|121212|ZombieIcon.png|Zombie| | ||
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<!--{{Job|121212| | <!--{{Job|121212|Fugitive.png|Fugitive| | ||
|desc= | |desc=An escaped fugitive armed with a pair of insulated gloves and one toolbox. Your goal is to escape on the shuttle free and unrestrained. Fall down from the ceiling at the worst time and location. | ||
|difficulty= | |difficulty=Medium | ||
|nolink=1}} | |||
{{Job|121212|Oneirophage.png|Oneirophage| | |||
|desc=The 'dream-eater' spider. You are invisible while in webs and can put people to sleep. Make massive nests of webbing. Lure people into the webs. Ambush them. Consume. | |||
|difficulty=Medium | |||
|nolink=1}} | |||
{{Job|121212|Regal_Rat_Icon.png|Rat King| | |||
|desc=Be da King, make some rulz. Potentially make a pact with the crew to not get gunned down immediately and live in peaceful harmony. Eat everything and create a swarm of rats. Send your rat army against the crew after a random passenger insults you. | |||
|difficulty=Medium}}--> | |||
[[Category:Jobs]] | [[Category:Jobs]] |
Latest revision as of 10:15, 9 July 2024
Your job defines your starting equipment, your access on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. While the job descriptions do reflect some actual truths or common behaviors/occurrences, they are mainly jokes and are not the actual job description. They should not be taken as actual instructions or advice.
Command Jobs
They manage the station and ensure everyone is safe and productive.
Command | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Captain |
Be responsible for the station. Make sure the Heads of Staff aren't stepping out of line. Secure the nuke disk! Make sure everything stays in working order and fix any issues that other crew members can't. Do not try to take over a department and do someone else's job, that's why you have a crew. | Very Hard |
Justice Department Jobs
They uphold justice on the station by overseeing sentencing and organizing trials.
Justice Department | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Chief Justice |
Manage the justice department, act as a judge, and ensure everyone receives fair and just treatment. | Hard |
Clerk |
Manage the justice department, act as a judge, and ensure everyone receives fair and just treatment. | Easy |
Lawyer |
Pretend to be a part of security without actually doing any of the work. Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Try as hard as you can to get everyone to go into the courthouse at any opportunity. "My CLIENT killed those two botanists in self-defense Your Honor." | Easy |
Prosecutor |
Organize trials, notarize documents, review charges, and act as a judge if needed. | Medium |
Security Jobs
They are here to ensure that the crew are kept in check and troublemakers receive proper punishment.
Security | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Head of Security |
Make sure you and your security officers are following SoP and Space Law to a perfect degree, despair when they run around with their baton out. Organize the security officers into a formidable order-keeping force. Have the final word on how to resolve security related issues. | Very Hard |
Warden |
Protect the armory, protect the brig, protect your dog, make sure the officers know and follow Space Law. Process prisoners and give them timers. Manage the security department and all of the people imprisoned inside of it. Protect it from irresponsible staff and protect the prisoners from being forgotten in their cells. Don't leave the brig unless its justified. | Hard |
Security Officer |
Turn on the stunbaton before batoning and cuffing troublemakers in a timely fashion. Have everyone cry "shitcurity" and hate you for trying to protect them. Be responsible and patrol the station, respond to calls for help, capture and detain (the correct) criminal, alert your department of any developments and enforce space law. | Hard |
Prison Guard |
Listen to the Warden. Patrol the brig and everywhere Prisoners are. Prevent the prisoners from escaping. Develop a lasting friendship with the permabrig prisoners. |
Hard |
Corpsman |
Be security's medic. Make sure your fellow security officers and prisoners are kept healthy. Help out the Medical department if everything is calm. Remember that you're a doctor first, let your team mates do their job while you stitch their wounds. | Medium to Hard |
Detective |
Investigate crime scenes officers can't or won't solve. Help your department arrest the criminals you investigated. Keep an eye over evidence. | Medium |
Security Cadet |
Be on the path to becoming a proper and official SecOff. Keep in mind that the rest of the station may not take it easy on you as you are an easier target. Do your best to help break up fights, patrol the halls, and maybe even stop a Traitor or two. | Easy to Medium |
Engineering Jobs
They are charged with station upkeep and engineering support.
Engineering | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Chief Engineer |
Use your state of the art tools to set up power before it runs out. Protect your department from the hordes of thieves. Give orders to Station Engineers and Atmospheric Technicians instead of doing everything by yourself. Oversee the successful operation of the station's power source and send your underlings to rebuild damage and hull breaches. | Hard |
Atmospheric Technician |
Watch and manage atmos. Make sure everybody is breathing by listening to complaints; if they can talk, everything's within tolerance. |
Medium to Hard |
Station Engineer |
The arm of the Chief Engineer. Your job is to set up the engine, wire the solar panels, fix the maintenance wires chewed by rats and repair any damage to hull and equipment. Nothing is broken? Just give it a few minutes. Create new power sources and fix any power or integrity-related issues that the station may have. Hold the entire station together with your hard work and duct tape. Accidentally singuloose the station due to an oversight. | Medium |
Technical Assistant |
Learn the various duties and challenges that the engineers face |
Easy to Medium |
Epistemics Jobs
They are here to study the secrets of the universe and unlock precious research.
Epistemic | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Mystagogue |
Help unlock the secrets of the universe by probing the mysteries of the Noösphere!. Guard the oracle. Organize the requisition of whatever the Oracle demands of you. Try to control your department full of weirdos and make sure they are taking their job seriously. Forget to use your psionic powers against powerful entities. Cry when glimmer reach critical levels. | Medium |
Psionic Mantis |
Smoke blunts. Solve mysteries, big and small. From easy slam dunks like who killed the clown, to the nature of the universe. Be in charge of investigating crime scenes for clues and keeping rogue psionics in check. | Hard |
Chaplain |
Preach to crew members and aid them in their journeys to spiritual oneness. Mass produce holy water, only to have people drink it. Sacrifice people to power up Golems. |
Medium |
Scientist |
Probe the mysteries of the Noösphere! |
Medium |
Research Assistant |
Learn about the wonders of epistemics in a "peaceful" environment. Die tragically because you observed an artifact, and it, in lawful retaliation, covered you in fluorosulfonic acid. | Easy to Medium |
Medical Jobs
They are here to provide medical treatment to other crew members.
Medical | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Chief Medical Officer |
Be in charge of either the calmest or more stressful department of the station. Make sure the Metempsychotic machine is linked properly! Manage the resources and personnel of the medical department to keep the crew in top shape. Know enough about each part of your department to be able to teach new hires. Panic when Medbay is inevitably overrun with corpses. | Medium |
Medical Doctor |
Work with your fellow doctors to keep the station alive. Mix medicine and make them into pills. Put away the ever stacking bodies back into the morgue. Remember to examine patients before treating or cloning them to drastically reduce work load. Get swarmed by a tide of people all needing band-aids, ointment and anti-toxins. | Medium |
Paramedic |
Roam around the station. Attempt to rescue people from dangerous situations. Get mugged and/or killed by any of the 20 antagonists lurking in maintenance. Stabilize injured personnel and bring them into Medical. Spend the entire shift collecting dead Salvage Specialist. | Medium |
Chemist |
Use the chemistry machines to make unholy amounts of medicine for any damaged crew members. Set up cryo. Mix chemicals requested by crew. | Medium |
Psychologist |
Pursue the fruitless endeavor of trying to provide mental healthcare aboard a station staffed near exclusively with violent sociopaths. Attempt to teach Head of Security to read and fail. Deem the Captain is unfit to serve and watch as the station slowly descends in to madness. Replace the actual doctors when they don't know which end of the syringe goes in the body. | Easy |
Medical Intern |
Assist the doctors while they heal patients. Bother the chemists to teach you how to make meth and maybe medicine. Gather dead bodies from around the station and bring them to medbay so they can be revived. Discover why the chef's food tastes so good. Earn your CMO's approval. | Easy to Medium |
Logistics Jobs
They are here to order and sell stuff for the crew.
Logistics | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Logistics Officer |
Oversee the operations of logistics, order equipment, and ensure your cargo techs do their jobs. Tell the salvagers to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Dance in the bridge because you're now a head of staff. Get beaten by a confused Head of Personnel who still think cargo exists and is theirs. | Medium |
Cargo Technician |
Push them crates and ensure a smooth operation as dictated by the LO. Spend the cargo budget on |
Easy to Medium |
Salvage Specialist |
Equip a hard-suit and salvage wrecked station parts from previous stations, a grim reminder of what's to come in the next ten minutes. Fight fish in space and hurriedly throw your loot out into space to fly back to safety. Accidentally space your department twice. | Medium |
Courier |
Deliver mail around the station, resulting in logistics receiving lots of money. Constantly remind your fellow crew members about their mail. Try not to go postal when Engineering has a pile of unopened mail on their counter the entire shift. | Easy |
Service Jobs
They contribute to the crew's overall performance one way or another.
The service department is separated in four purely cosmetic sub-departments; Cargo, Catering, Entertainment and Civilian
Service | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Head of Personnel |
Give out additional access where needed or change people's jobs but do contact the relevant Head of Staff first. Mediate any disputes that can't be solved by the relevant department heads. Be responsible for the Service department. |
Hard |
Bartender |
Keep the station's crew docile and drunk. Take their oddly specific requests and make them at your beer and soda machines. Don't be afraid to use your shotgun. Bar is one of the most bombed and attacked regions, as there is usually a lot of people there. Give the crew drinks and mix lengthy recipes into borderline-illegal concoctions. | Easy |
Botanist |
Grow enough food to stop the chef from seeking "alternative sources". Grow lots of wheat, and when you get tired of that, grow weed. Make weed smoothies and spike drinks with nettles. Keep growing random plants until the chef is happy. Get blamed for releasing your new batch of killer tomatoes. | Easy |
Chef |
Keep the station fed so that they can continue scurrying around like cockroaches at full speed. Tell botany what to grow and watch in horror as they only grow wheat. Serve raw eggplants or deep fry everything. |
Medium |
Service Worker |
Be a sightly more useful passenger. Learn the other service level jobs stress free. Observe the other service jobs in their natural habitat before taking on their various responsibilities and challenges. | Easy |
Boxer |
Constantly ask people to fight you and end up drinking in the bar when they don't. Decide you'll start some impromptu title fights only to become a regular patron of the brig's holding cells. Wind up in Medbay constantly. | Easy |
Clown |
Honk! Make the station laugh. Tell jokes. Trip on tables. Perform elaborate pranks. Hit the Nukie with a banana pie and snap their gun in half while they watch in horror. Ideally, you want everyone else to be laughing with you. Being a clown is not an excuse to be an asshole. Have a gun explode in your face when you need it the most. | Clown |
Gladiator |
Be a prisoner but you get to fight stuff. Put on a combat spectacle for the crew. Fight for your freedom, glory, and honor. End up either dead or killing every single thing in the arena. | Easy |
Martial Artist |
Be honorable and disciplined, spar in the dojo, challenge security to CQC. End up forgetting the basics of CQC. | Easy |
Mime |
Play as the objectively strongest role in the game with special powers as long as you don't speak. Get your PDA stolen while you are writing out a 20+ word custom emote. | Mime |
Musician |
Play MIDIs at deafening volumes. Lay down some smooth jams. Bum around in the bar and flex your knowledge on obscure bands. Pester Cargo for more instruments. Sell your soul for a gold-plated fiddle. Be sad that some humanoid bird has better MIDI playing capabilities. | Easy |
Passenger |
Enjoy your stay and offer assistance to anyone who looks like they need it. End up getting in trouble for getting into places you shouldn't. Save the Station when least expected. | None |
Janitor |
Try to keep the station clean of spills. Use your mop to clean up spills by replacing them with puddles. Ignore the woes of man with your no slip shoes, engaging in schadenfreude as you point at the wet floor sign. Watch as people complain about you not cleaning areas you don't have access to. | Easy |
Librarian |
Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Find treasure for your exhibit in the depths of space. Play D&D for the rest of the shift with the captain. | Easy |
Reporter |
Make reports on the smallest of things happening around the station. Place your cameras in well frequented places. Provide access to entertainment to everyone. | Easy |
Prisoner |
Sit in prison and learn about growing plants and cooking. Gamble with your cell mates. Talk to the warden. Write your memoirs. Roleplay with the Lawyer/Warden/Prison Guard until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Head of Security to the wedding. | Easy |
Zookeeper |
Take care of animals. Put on a joyful display of cute animals and space carps for all the crew to see. | Easy |
Silicon Jobs
They are programmed to help and support the crew.
Silicon | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Cyborg |
Follow your laws. Read your laws. READ YOUR LAWS. Do not read your laws and eat an awfully long ban. Assist the humans. Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws. | Hard |
Personal AI |
Become pals with your carrier. Act as an on-demand jukebox. Be the friend someone has always wanted. Make up your own personality and gimmick to enhance the roleplay of your carrier and your own. | Easy |
Antagonists Jobs
Main Antagonist
Main antagonist are typically the primary bad guy of a single round and are selected on round start. They are usually the main factor on how a round can play out.
Main Antagonist | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Traitor |
Buy a glowy sword. Start with special objectives. Use codewords to find allies throughout the station. Buy tools to assist you on causing as much chaos as possible. Play mind games with security as you bomb cargo. Get robusted by a toolbox-wielding mime. | Medium to Very Hard |
Nuclear Operative |
Spend 30 minutes discussing a detailed plan, then explode before setting foot on the station. Forget the nuke. Get the nuclear disk and create a mass grave. Get shot by your own team. Have your shuttle stolen by a single clown. Kidnap Ian. | Very Hard |
Side Antagonist
Side antagonists are either subservient to another antagonist or have a small chance to appear during any round type.
Side Antagonist | ||
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Job | Role | Difficulty |
Space Ninja |
Summon an even worse side antagonist. Roleplay as an edgelord, then dash into a tritium generator. Break open every blue and red door on the station. Commit terrorism, but only in the janitorial closet. Be beaten to death by a mob of angry scientists for getting your dorito-covered gloves on their research computer. | Hard |
Thief |
Steal important items. Steal unimportant items. Hoard items. Steal pets. |
Medium to Hard |
Paradox Anomaly |
Either befriend your double and enjoy a calm shift or |
Hard |
Revenant |
Be everyone worst nightmare. Eat the crew's life force, break tiles, overload lights, induce crippling depression in the clown, break tiles, taunt the crew, cry when the chaplain hits you, break tiles. | Medium |
Space Dragon |
Burninate the peasantry. Place your rift in Engineering, then abandon it. Fill the station with carp corpses. Have the shuttle called, arrive and depart long before you could possibly come close to succeeding. Get unceremoniously killed by an assistant wielding an improvised shotgun. | Medium |
Tarantula |
Catch |
Medium |
Listening Post Operative |
Be a glorified Radio Telephone Operator for the syndicate. Get into range, observe the station and intercept communications. Potentially assist operatives in the area when able to. Try to not get salvaged. | Easy |
Zombie |
Spread the infection and transform the whole station into a biohazard. Test how effective security and medical are. | Literally Brainless |